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I'm grumpy, mentally too old for this shit and in love with Roger Taylor. 24, she/her

renthewerecatboi:

evilkitten3:

smooththegoofyshark:

mezimraky:

omghotmemes:

I laughed way too hard at this

in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!

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OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT

HOLY SHIT

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this guy GETS IT

my god he DOES

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superlova:

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

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Asker berries28 Asks:

What were you by age 25? I dont trust wikipedia when I can ask the Man himself, and you're the only Big Known Person who feels Friend enough to ask this. Additional question, what should one be by 25 you think, in this era of "quick quick quick, be everything right now or else the world will leave you" ?

foryoubluebird foryoubluebird Said:

neil-gaiman:

I was, aged 25, a broke and unknown freelance journalist with two small children, who had published three, perhaps four short stories. My first two books (non-fiction) had come out and vanished. I had just had the idea for The Graveyard Book but I knew I wasn’t a good enough writer to do it justice. I was hungry. I’d written two comics short stories to try and teach myself how to write comics, but wasn’t sure what to do next.

What should you be by 25? You should be storing up life experiences, getting fired from jobs, getting your heart broken, living on noodles, all of that. But I suspect the depths of worry and misery that one gets merely by existing currently will probably do just as well.

agileo-101:

smuttine:

snailfarts:

squish-this:

luidilovins:

i-am-the-narwhal:

themockingcrows:

just-fic-me-up:

claudiamatossilva:

Hilda by Duane Bryers

More Hilda!!

in this family we love and support Hilda.

Yes! Hilda!

What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.

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I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day

I love Hilda so much and I want her to be happy

more Hilda!

I freaking love Hilda, there’s needs to be more art like this.

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willow:

Me after thinking about something for three day straight: it… really isn’t that serious

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grammaticallyincoherent:

Apartment #410 is Emily Goldfinch. Curly black hair, always smiling, a little chatty for my taste.

gayreinhardt:

im in constant pursuit of comedy. i live for jokes. if i die it better be funny

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infinityonthot:

chaoticinfidelity:

deathpony45:

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universesinhermind:

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max-vandenburg:

theblogofnothingness:

galactipup:

caffeinated-prince:

apple-ace:

suspend:

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

half of the notes on this post are people going “um i think you meant girls and also i hate boys they are disgusting” and the other half is boys going “this isnt about me nobody could ever feel that way about me”
like do you maybe see a connection here?? and also could you stop??

Boys are so cute!!! Small soft boys! Big buff boys! Tall skinny boys! In between boys! Boys are adorable!!!!!!!!!!!

i’m not even attracted to boys but yes???
can confirm???

Boys are amazing, especially nice ones who sympathize with you and make you feel beautiful even if you look like shit.

Soft boys! Trans boys! Boys with chubby cheeks! Skinny boys! Lanky boys! Boys with acne scars! Boys who run! Boys who draw! Boys who cuddle! Asian boys! Black boys! Brown boys! Pale boys! Short boys! Quiet boys! Funny boys! Boys with anxiety! Boys with autism! Dyslexic boys! ADHD boys! Athletic boys! Math boys! Boys who grew up watching history documentaries! Gamer boys! Fashion boys! ALL THE  BOYS!

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GOOD POST

BOYS!!!!!

After all the boy-dragging that goes on on this hellsite, thank you

Appreciate boys with good souls

Kind hearted boys deserve the world

I really appreciate this not much stuff like it here so when I come across it always puts a smile on my face

can confirm

😍😍😍😍

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13chancess:

push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable.

get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else.

stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything.

become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.

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joemazelo:

i just realised that in the time it took for freddie to walk out of the kitchen and light a cigarette, roger completely destroyed everyone’s breakfasts. completely.

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this is what it looked like right after he threw bacon at brian’s face, everything’s still in place, everyone has food.

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then cut to freddie walking out, in the background you can hear crashing and roger yelling. i’d have assumed that maybe he threw a few more things, maybe a plate or some more food, but no…

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he wiped the whole fucking bench clean.

the only things left are whatever deaky and brian had been holding before the attack, which just so happens to be a fork with a sausage on the end, and a teacup. this man is the definition of chaotic energy

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violadvis:

Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)

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f1rstperson:
“ hotcommunist:
“ kromaek:
“ hotepiscancelled:
“Ma'am, your organs are shutting down.
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Wombman
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imagine being so insufferably self righteous even your organs yeet
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I think it’s wrong that i should have to read this post without...

f1rstperson:

hotcommunist:

kromaek:

hotepiscancelled:

Ma'am, your organs are shutting down.

Wombman

imagine being so insufferably self righteous even your organs yeet

I think it’s wrong that i should have to read this post without someone giving me some weed or something so I can deal with reading this post. 

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